
ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE
that's right. it's time to watch some pro-wrestling. if you think it's just another low-brow, testosterone-soaked slam fest, you've been missing out. the Squared Circle has more drama than the real housewives and hotter fashion than any top-notch drag show. we are here to convert you all to America's favorite passtime of watching half naked humans fight for their dishonor in high school gymnasiums all across the nation...

🍭 KING OF DONG STYLE 🍭
1st things 1st, let's lube up. Joey Ryan will share his piña colada, but you better watch out for the finisher YouPorn-Plex. and he always finishes...
🎺 YOU CAN'T SEE ME 🎺
wrestling theme songs are half the fun. Youtube musician/weirdo Hot Dad has decided to mix things up and write new tunez for all our favorite characters, including Mr. John Cena
💦 WATER BREAK 💦
we're breaking a sweat with all these hot vidz... hit the hydration station
and gimme a hell yeah 🥤
and gimme a hell yeah 🥤

🐉 DRAGON BOOTY-O 🥞
what does the scouter say about New Day's cosplay level!? It’s over 9,000! these Saiyans really aren't booty.
🤼♂️ NOBODIES WATCHING 🤼♂️
Lady Bearica and your favorite font Ariel Italic are sure to keep your recaps from being a drag. watch them put wrestling fashion in a choke hold 👠
🎶 LIKE A PRAYER 🎶
what does an indie darling have in common with a pop princess? could be the screaming fans or the dance moves, but whatever it is, Grado's got it.
how ya feelin' brother? can you smell what we're cookin' yet?
if you still don't like wrestling after all this? well...
if you still don't like wrestling after all this? well...

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
just kidding, we're a lot nicer than The Rock. we'll still be your friend even if you are a jabroni. if you did enjoy this, stay tuned in January when we explore the wonderful world of Japan pro-wrestling for all the hard-style moves & glittering capes you can eat.

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