The only time of year when you could find black lipstick at Wal-Mart, see horror movies on network television, & get away with wearing anything. These days, alternative cosmetics are mainstream & we dress like freaks every day without getting thrown into our lockers, but it’s still our favorite holiday. Feast on our collection of spooky content to help you celebrate from the comfort of your own cyber dungeon.
TLDR: horror movie recommendation list at the end
HALLOWEEN WILL KILL YOU
Did you know that Harry Potter was a member of the Nazi SS & known for defecating on gravestones? Learn more in this educational video on children’s satanism & ouija boards before god turns into a feminist.
THE WORST WITCH
Halloween is Tim Curry’s favorite holiday, when your dog could turn into a cat... Sing along with the student body of Miss Cackle’s Academy for Witches & bear witness to the peak of TV movie special effects. Has anyone seen Tim’s tambourine?
See how to safely transform yourself into a lizard, an old man, a burn victim, & more in this found footage how-to by the illustrious Suburban Tempe Company.
EVIL HOUSE PARTY
Join Ash as he tries to defeat the Evil Dead with the pinnacle of slapstick gore. Get a bloody shower, laugh along with the furniture, & dance the eternal night away.
SPOOKY MOVIE RECOMMENDATION LIST
SPOOKY READING LIST
Seriously, anything by Ito. This is just from his diary about his pet cats.
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