This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the baster, the dinner ends; you wake up at your table and believe however moist it was tasted fine. You take the turkey pill, you stay in the woods and we show you just how deep the turkey's hole goes.
A collaborative concept with UnrealClock.
• Made-to-order just 4 you
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (soft & light)
• Mid-rise unisex briefs w/ lined front pouch
• Elastic waistband covered by comfy fabric
• No back seam = no atomic wedgies 🍑
SIZE GUIDE
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Waist (inches) |
29 ⅞ |
31 ½ |
33 ⅛ |
36 ¼ |
39 ⅜ |
42 ½ |
45 ⅝ |
| Hips (inches) |
37 |
38 ⅝ |
40 ⅛ |
43 ¼ |
46 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
